⚜ A Proclamation from the Sheriff's Office ⚜

The Sheriff of Gyattingham

$SOG

Most Honourable Warden  •  Keeper of the Royal Asset  •  Defender of the Rear

The Sheriff of Gyattingham — a noble sheriff whose head is rather generously endowed

“ In Gyattingham, nothing comes up behind the Sheriff. ”

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Annals of the Realm

In Gyattingham, nothing comes up behind the Sheriff. When vigilantes rear their ugly heads, the Sheriff never turns the other cheek. Instead, he wipes the floor with those who would dare treat him like ass.

$SOG is a meme coin in the truest sense of the word: viral potential, humorous, a great chain-based narrative, and utterly ridiculous. No roadmap deck. No VC pitch. No ""serious"" pretences. Just a Sheriff, his Sovereign, and an entire shire losing its mind.

You want socials? Bond the $SOG and you got them. Telegram, X, the lot. No bull shit. Just ass-ets, accoutredments, and accusations of fellow townsfolk unfit to be near the throne.

Royal Treasury

By decree of the Sheriff, the following is writ upon the ledger:

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Total Supply

1,000,000,000

One Billion $SOG — and not a single shilling more.

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Liquidity

Locked Forever

Sealed by the King himself. The vault shall not be opened.

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Tax

None.
A flat zero.

The Sheriff charges no rent, no tithe, no levy. Buy or sell — the price you see is the price you pay.

Launched via

Bow.fun

A noble vessel for a noble cause.

Bond the $SOG

Aye, there be socials within.

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